Former wife and baby mama to Cheetah Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren, has broken up with her boyfriend, Jamie Dingman.
Yes, poor wingman, Jamie Dingman, was taking one for the team. What team? Well, Elin’s team of course. Y’all know she was just dating him to try to get over Cheetah. Seriously, she’s taking psychology classes and everything now trying to heal from all the mess she dealt with in that tumultuous marriage. Also, for the record, we think Elin did bust the glass all out of that car Tiger was driving - with his golf club. Yep, she was walaying that window and trying to teach ol’ Eldrick Tont a little lesson: Cheat on me and get clubbed! Ok, ok, ok, we do not condone violence and such, but we just had to get that out there.
Now, back to our show: They allegedly broke up back in January because Elin wasn’t ready to give her heart fully to another…you know, after all the droves of women her husband was having Ambien sex affairs with. So, Jamie had to go. Don’t worry though, guys. Elin is doing fine and taking her college courses and things. She’s taking care of her children whom she shares custody of. Uh oh, let’s not forget, she’s cashing out big time with that $110 million divorce settlement in her bank account or accountssssss. She’s doing fine and you can always go here to keep up with who her next rebound boyfriend will be.
Elin’s average celebrity relationship lasts 4.6 years. Her past relationships include ex-husband, Tiger Woods.
Jamie Dingman’s average celebrity relationship lasts less than 1 year. His only celebrity relationship was with Elin Nordegren.
Well, we actually are in a bit of shock, sort of…kind of, yeah we are in shock! We were thinking that Linda Hogan, 52, and Charlie Hill, 23, were going all the way, but noooooooo! They’ve broken off their 2 year engagement.
After they spent time in Couples Therapy (with fake second marriage proposal) and other therapeutic situations, it’s all gone to crap! Yes, we said crap! Linda shared her and Charlie’s sad goodbyes with their fans and supporters on Facebook:
“Ok… My status has changed. I am now single. After the great therapy we had together and time to think and concentrate on who we are and who we want to be, Charley and I decided that we should each travel through life in different directions. But, thank you all for always being so supportive of our relationship and choices. I hope that you all understand and are not be too terribly disappointed. Love you!”
Yeah, whatever, you don’t love us. We smelled a rat on Couples Therapy, but we just went along with the counselor and her high hopes for them. Frankly, though, Charlie was a little suspect with all that Facebook activity (deleting his account all because of a question…really?!?!) Maybe he was cheating afterall…all that so-called lovey dovey stuff between them with Linda crying and crap! Like we said before, the love shows never work, at least not the way they’re supposed to. None of the couples really stay together. If we’re wrong, prove us wrong! We’re always here so drop us some comments and catch up with us later for a fresh cup of breakup-kulaid!
Linda’s average relationship lasts 16.6 years. Her past relationships include ex-husband, Hulk Hogan.
Charlie’s average relationship lasts 3.9 years. His only celebrity relationship was with ex-fiancee, Linda Hogan.
Well, hi! Y’all know what time it is! it’s time to discuss some stuff that has run amuck. Who’s up next?! The Kardashians! Well…Khloe Kardashian-Odom. Yes, you have to put the Odom on it to make it all official and junk.
Now, what’s this major mess about Khloe KO, not being a real K?! Erm, Kris J, you have some super duper uber explaining to do. We see you’ve already begun your confessional with your new memoir that you want everybody to buy, but um, can we get more details please? Who is this mystery LA producer that you flinged out with? What’s his name?! Oh, wait, we’re jumping the gun because if he has any thirst for fame the way sooooooooooooo many do now, he’ll show his face and write his own memoir! Boom! So, you two had a torrid, steamy, love trist and he could be your baby daddy?! Wow, spilling the juice and letting it all loose! We just might want to go on over and watch that new season of Khloe & Lamar. We’re real concerned though ’cause Khloe is really worried, at least in showbiz land, that she’s not a real Kardashian:
“This whole thing weirds me out, freaks me out, it makes me feel really uncomfortable. It also kind of scares me, the what if, like what if I’m really not?”
Huh?! We won’t even get too deep with that, but if someone has loved you, fed you and cared for you, you’re basically as ”real” as it gets, blood bond or not, plus you have the name.
So er, we hear tell of a DNA test in the works or possibly already taken, you know how tv time is:
“I am one million per cent comfortable with not getting a DNA test and knowing that my father is my father.”
Maury? Are you there…’cause Khloe and the klan just might need your helpamundo! We’re 1000% sure that this is going to be krazily entertaining!
Alright, we won’t make light of Khloe’s anguish. We hope that she’s a Kardashian by blood and that Robert Kardashian, the loving father of her life, is her real, actual, biologically binding daddy. We also hope Kris J has no producer secrets to tell Bruce 20 plus years from now. That’s it for us folks! Watch the show and we’re out!!!
As quickly as this interview appeared, there it went! Bobby Brown Speaks, an E! News special, aired again tonight which featured Bobby’s words on his life and love with Whitney Houston…or should we just call her ‘That Woman?’
Bobby Brown, his children (sans Bobbi Kristina and the baby boy) and fiancee, Alicia Etheridge, spoke about the deceased Whitney and gave their thoughts on their lives with her and how they feel about her in death. Besides all that…this interview just came out of nowhere and then was re-aired! Um, was it even really promoted and what was its true purpose?!! Then, when Bobby gave his final answer or spoke his last words, they just cut it off and went on to the next show…strange. Was this a joke, Matt Lauer?! Well, perhaps not, but we don’t think anyone actually learned anything or got any new insight from this interview than what we already knew. Actually, there seemed to be a lot of smiling and denying grieving going on, but uh…who are we to judge?! We’re not going to do that, but we will definitely say, ‘that woman’ was used so much that we began to question who Bobby and one of his children were talking about! Y’all were speaking about Whitney right? Maybe they were just trying to distance themselves from the Whitney they knew in life since her death has been extremely painful for so many, especially the family.
We basically believe Bobby’s story for the most part. Certainly Whitney had a life before him and had one after him. Maybe she was partaking in substance abuse prior to him, but what’s saddest is that…she’s dead. So many things about him and her end up only being speculation for the masses because unless you were that fly on the wall, you just don’t know everything about them…the way they knew one another. They both encountered rough patches, singularly and as a couple, but they also had love for one another, maybe even after they parted ways. It’s good that Bobby had nice things to say for and about Whitney, but it’s bad that she wasn’t there to say anything for herself.
“Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.” ~Norman Cousins
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