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David Arquette Slam Dunks His Rebound, Christie McLarty!

Celebrity actor David ArquetteDavid Arquette is once again single after dumping girlfriend.

According to iafrica.com, David Arquette has officially broken up with his girlfriend.

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Now that that’s over with, we can get to it. David Arquette arguably got with Christie to spite or rebound or whatever his relationship with Courteney Cox. Even though Courteney initiated the fake breakup, they know they want each other! All the dinner dates, late nights, the crying…yes the crying:

“‘She was sad, we were both sad. We both cried.”

This is what he told Howard Stern, who was really on the mark about David possibly rebounding. David was explaining to Stern that he was in love with Christie, that this was not a rebound and that he told his boo boo, Courteney all about it! Pardon us why we laugh out frickin’ loud! LOLOLOLOL! Are these two serious?! Just get back together already, love one another and raise your baby girl. It will be worth it for so many reasons…especially because, uh, well, you two love each other…romantically! Gosh!

Oh wow, we got really crunk just then considering we must calm down and give you the details of how the breakup went down via David’s Twitter speech:

  ”Sadly I’m single again. A long distance relationship proved to be too difficult.”

Yeah, you’re single again alright…single so you can freely gallivant around with Courteney, your baby mama, your wife, your love, your laaaaaadaaay!  Christie might not be the last the he pounces and certainly wasn’t the first that David ran through with, but he’s probably just making his way back home to Courteney whether he likes it or not. David, listen and listen clearly:  Courteney and Coco Riley really miss you. Bring it on home…or you may have more problems to deal with than just juggling long distance relationships…oh, boo hoooooo!

Arquette has a history of long-term celebrity relationships and this romance was no different. Arquette’s previous relationships include his romance with actress Ellen Barkin.

Emilio Masella Thinks Snooki is a Miscarriage of Justice

Celebrity tv personality SnookiJersey Shore tv personality Snooki might be pregnant…or not! Ok, we just don’t know!

More importantly than if she is or not, since that’s her business, she and Emilio Masella are having a battle of words over…Snooki’s private parts and what lies beneath! Whoooooaaaa, we know! It’s too much info for us too! We just report it, so fall back boys and girls!

According to Famous Hookups, a rep for the star confirmed to TMZ that the 24-year-old tv personality is expecting with her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle.

TMZ is now telling us that even before Emilio spewed off and said he wishes Snooki ‘has a marriage,’ he was threatened with legal ramifications to be quiet when it comes to Snooks. So since he clearly can’t follow orders, a cease and desist letter has been filed in the event he continues to talk bad about her or her alleged pregnancy:

“Demand is hereby made that you cease and desist from making any additional public statements regarding Ms. Polizzi that could in any way be taken to be offensive by her.”

Oh it ain’t over folks! Emilio called in to TMZ Live to explain himself, although his statement seemed pretty clear to us the first time. Well, alright! He had this to say:

 ”What I meant by the statement was that I hope she doesn’t have the child. I just hope the test was wrong…I think she’s too young. I don’t think this kid is in it for her. If she’s pregnant with this kid I guess I can’t associate with her.”

Now we’re not going to judge Snooki or Emilio per se, but we will say that it would probably be best if Emilio just stayed out of Snooki’s and Jionni’s Jersey affairs. Further, Snooki may not necessarily be a super mother if she goes the route she’s been going, but who are we to say?! She might be an awesome mom! Must…stop…writing…before…we…say…what…we…really…think. No, seriously or not seriously, that baby is going to be a beehive/bumpit wearing, fist pumping, guidette diva or guido dude keeping it all the way live in elementary school!!!

Snooki has a history of fist pumping with many men and her average celebrity relationship lasts less than 1 year. One of Snooki’s previous relationships was with Jeff Miranda.

Sally Ridge Suing Adam Parore’s Assets

Celebrity fashion designer Sally RidgeSally Ridge and Adam Parore called it quits after 9 years together, but they’re about to have a battle of the assets coming right up!

It has been reported that Sally Ridge is suing her ex-boyfriend of 9 years, Adam Parore.

These two spent nearly a decade together and are still trying to get it together! Sally is taking her ex-man to the high court at Auckland to freez his ASSets! Yep! It goes like this: They broke up in 2010 and in October 2011, Sally decided to withdraw her shareholdings from many of Adam’s companies. Guess that money didn’t cut it because Ms. Ridge needs more dough from her baby daddy. Unfortunately, Sally, Adam nor their lawyers are talking, so we don’t know a whole heap about their business. Ok, but we may dig to get more dirt on how much money is at stake here. For now, it’s safe to say we’ll just see these two in court.

Ridge has had two celebrity relationships all averaging 14.2 years. Ridge’s previous relationship was her marriage to Matthew Ridge.

Parore has had one celebrity relationship with Sally Ridge all averaging 9 years.

Demi Lovato: Love Is For the Birds

Celebrity Actress Demi LovatoDemi Lovato and her on, off, on, off, and off and on boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama, have called it quits.

Just Jared is reporting that Demi and Wilmer are withered and worn. It’s over…again! Well, let’s see how long this lasts!

First Demi tweeted some sad romance and Marilyn Monroe quote tweets, then Wilmer called a whole lot of people thirsty for reading into Demi’s tweets. Now, this:

“If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it’s yours forever. If it doesn’t, then it was never meant to be.”

Ahem…let’s just say that Demi is not referring to Wilmer, but to another gentleman. Let’s also say this man is about, uh, 32 years of age and may have appeared on tv shows like That 70s Show. We’re not talking about Wilmer, so calm down! Ok, now let’s say that Demi and this guy have been dating like a light bulb. We must also add that this actor was recently seen partying with another woman looking quite the bachelor. It’s not Wilmer though, so don’t go telling him we’re talking about him…geesh! Whoever Demi may be referring to or not, may not be in a relationship with her anymore. She could very well be hurt, saddened, etc. and just want to move on. Like we said, this is all hypothetical, but who are we fooling? She certainly has Wilmer to lean on in her potential time of turmoil because, frankly, we’re definitely NOT talking about him.

Lovato has a history of breaking the hearts of handsome Hollywood men and her average celebrity relationship lasts less than 1 year. Lovato has a history of dating celebrities and past boyfriends have included Joe Jonas and Nick Simmons.

Valderrama has had 13 celebrity relationships all averaging less than 1 year. Previously Valderrama has been involved with other celebrities such as Mandy Moore and Avril Lavigne.

Jon Gosselin Good With His Eight and No Kate

Celebrity TV Personality Jon GosselinGood news, girls: Jon Gosselin is back on the market. Stop laughing. No, seriously, he’s single, dashing and daddylicious!

It has been reported that Jon & Kate Plus 8′s Jon Gosselin and his girlfriend of 1.8 years, have broken up.

Now that that’s out of the way, it’s time for an update! Since Big Jon is now a single man, he is loving every minute of being free from the ladies and hanging with his babies:

“I am doing great, moving on with my life, focusing on my kids and my businesses. I’m in a much better place in my life … right now, I’m just hanging out with friends, meeting new people and trying to focus on my kids. Being a single dad with no interruptions has really brought me closer to my children: I really feel being a single dad has improved my self-awareness and well-being. They know that I love them and I know that they love me, and it’s really important that they enjoy their childhood. The break hasn’t affected them at all because I always made sure that I am the constant in their life. I still have a lot of work to do on myself and I am an extremely busy person, between work and the children. My family is the most important thing in my life. I will strive to make it better for them every day.”

While we’ll just believe that Ellen is doing fine after the breakup, we’ll move on to Kate. Wow, Jon’s statement is quite the contrary to what Kate Gosselin, his ex-wife, was crying to Dr. Drew:

“I’m so lonely. I clean up the house, put the kids to bed and there I sit. Ideally I would find that person…I don’t know if I feel ready for that.”

Seems to us that maybe Jon and Kate need to just get back together and rediscover the love they once had for one another to even create all those eight! Let’s be honest, all the other women Jon has dated have been fill-ins for Kate! Keep it really real people! He loves her and she loves him! Yep! Plus face it, Jon is not going to truly be with anyone else, nor is she. He’s putting on his mature hat and she’s super sad while single. The only people who seriously want to be with these two…is these two!!! If they just think long and hard about it, they’re a match! With a lot of understanding, love, patience and a big paycheck for those eight, they’re the perfect couple!

Gosselin has had six celebrity relationships all averaging 2.5 years. He has a history of longterm dating, including Kate Major and Hailey Glassman.

Chris Bosh Battling Baby Mama, Allison Mathis

Celebrity basketball player Chris BoshChris Bosh taking his baby mama back to court…again!

It has been reported that Miami Heat Chris Bosh and his ex-girlfriend of 3.2 years, Allison Mathis, are headed back to court!

Why?!! Hold on, we’ll tell you, but first let’s review their first court battle: He took her to court because…are you ready…for refusing to let him take their toddler daughter to the NBA finals! Yes, we know! It’s crazy, huh?! Considering this seems something you would be able to work out between yourselves, instead he’s a court kind of guy. She won though, while his team lost the game. Poor thing :(. Obviously, we can’t see a standout reason why she wouldn’t just let him take her, but we’ll just stay out of it. On to this time: This case seems much more plausible because she’s disallowing him to see his daughter…period. Weird!!! Is there something about Chris that we don’t or should know that she does know or is she just a word that rhymes with, um, snitch! It doesn’t pan out right at all that Chris is not receiving his 12 days a month with his baby, so maybe this time this “King” will be victorious.

Bosh has a history of long-term celebrity relationships and this romance was no different. Bosh is currently married to Adrienne Williams who is expecting Bosh’s second child, with his first being with Allison Mathis.

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Nick Jonas and Delta Goodrem Had a Good Run

Celebrity Singer Nick JonasNick Jonas and Delta Goodrem call it quits after 9 months together.

It has been reported that The Jonas Brothers’ Nick Jonas and his girlfriend of 9 months, Singer Delta Goodrem, have broken up.

Baby Jonas has bailed on his older girlfriend (not that their age difference necessarily matters) for “career” reasons. They both probably need more rich people, showbiz time to be famous and very popular and such. Yes, that’s it! We believe that’s the reason for soooooo many breakups, especially now. Many of them need more fame time and extra wealth and pomp time to sew their rich oats (not sex, the money). Afterall, who can really truly be regularly famous, let alone uber famous, and carry on a real relationship! Get real guys! You all know they break up and fall out with each other quicker than any of us commoners…well sort of. Anyways, they need more space to be seen and get green! What about that?!

Delta’s rep released this statement on both their behalves (huh?):

“Nick and Delta have decided mutually to end their relationship. At this point in time, they are both focused on their careers as they go on different paths. They remain friends and wish each other the best for the future.”

And what’s with this tag team crap?! They’re not even married!!! When most break up, they don’t then join hands singing Kumbaya and release statements! LOL! They just break up and may remain cordial, but won’t be all in each other’s faces and junk. Why is this? Well, because adults don’t usually have playdates with their exes, because, um, err, well, we’re adults and those are our exes!!! We broke up for a reason, even if it’s a nice reason (don’t be coy!)Don’t be surprised though if you see them holding hands again soon somewhere…friends…sure. 

Jonas has had six celebrity relationships all averaging less than 1 year. Jonas’ previous relationship with Miley Cyrus lasted 1.5 years and 1 month, respectively.

Conversely, Goodrem has a history of breaking the hearts of handsome men and her average celebrity relationship lasts 2.5 years. Goodrem’s previous celebrity relationship with Brian McFadden lasted 6.5years.

Russell Simmons Pulls Melissa George’s Rush Card

Celebrity Entrepreneur Russell SimmonsEntrepreneur Russell Simmons split from Melissa George.

According to Take 40, Russell Simmons has officially broken up with his Actress girlfriend, Melissa George.

Another one bites the dust! This one, in particular, merges Phat Farm flair with Aussie beauty, but it’s over! Ok, who are we to kid?! Russell will move on to the next model, pronto and this, like all his other relationships, long term hook-ups or whatever, will be history.

Russell released this statement today via Twitter, of course:

“Long distance relationships are to say the least difficult. For me & Melissa a few weeks ago… We agreed impossible.”

…wonder why he even released this info? Did one of you ask him if he was single or something?! Were one of you trying to creep with Russell?!!! Maybe he just wanted to tweet some things and this fit the bill. Otherwise, let’s truly face it…so what! Who cares?!!! Just pulling your chain Russell or your jacket, whichever you prefer. Just jokin’ around Uncle Rush!

Simmons’ average celebrity relationship lasts 3.2 years. Prior to his relationship with Melissa George, Simmons was famously involved with Kimora Lee Simmons and Porschla Coleman.

George has a history of long-term celebrity relationships. George’s previous celebrity relationship with Claudio Dabed lasted 10.9 years.

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