David Arquette is once again single after dumping girlfriend.
According to iafrica.com, David Arquette has officially broken up with his girlfriend.
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Now that that’s over with, we can get to it. David Arquette arguably got with Christie to spite or rebound or whatever his relationship with Courteney Cox. Even though Courteney initiated the fake breakup, they know they want each other! All the dinner dates, late nights, the crying…yes the crying:
“‘She was sad, we were both sad. We both cried.”
This is what he told Howard Stern, who was really on the mark about David possibly rebounding. David was explaining to Stern that he was in love with Christie, that this was not a rebound and that he told his boo boo, Courteney all about it! Pardon us why we laugh out frickin’ loud! LOLOLOLOL! Are these two serious?! Just get back together already, love one another and raise your baby girl. It will be worth it for so many reasons…especially because, uh, well, you two love each other…romantically! Gosh!
Oh wow, we got really crunk just then considering we must calm down and give you the details of how the breakup went down via David’s Twitter speech:
”Sadly I’m single again. A long distance relationship proved to be too difficult.”
Yeah, you’re single again alright…single so you can freely gallivant around with Courteney, your baby mama, your wife, your love, your laaaaaadaaay! Christie might not be the last the he pounces and certainly wasn’t the first that David ran through with, but he’s probably just making his way back home to Courteney whether he likes it or not. David, listen and listen clearly: Courteney and Coco Riley really miss you. Bring it on home…or you may have more problems to deal with than just juggling long distance relationships…oh, boo hoooooo!
Arquette has a history of long-term celebrity relationships and this romance was no different. Arquette’s previous relationships include his romance with actress Ellen Barkin.




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