Demi Moore: ‘Whip-It’ Real Bad
After a little more than 8.7 years together, the Ghost and That 70s Show actors separated a while back. But, wait…
A rep for the star confirmed to NY Daily News that the 49-year-old Actress who has separated from her Actor husand, Ashton Kutcher, 33, was doing “whip-its?!!!!” SAY IT IS NOT SO, Demi!!!
This is just getting completely out of hand and foot! Either you two get back together or go on with your lives to make this breakup as painless as possible! With Demi now being accused of doing drugs, maybe drinking the liquid courage and now…doing Whip-Its?!!
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Whip-It: The gaseous canisters of nitrous oxide, inhaled from whipped cream dispensers, send users into a state of other-worldliness.
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming:
Oh no, Demi! Don’t do this to yourself! Girl, let Ashton go if this grief is going to cause you to go out like this, please!!! Your daughters love you and your fans adore you, so tell Kutcher to kiss your ASH!!!!! You’ve got brains, beauty and you’re bold. Now, get brave and get well. Get out of That 70s Show and find you a mate from The New Millennium Experience! How you feel about that?! Boom!
Moore has a history of breaking the hearts of handsome Hollywood men and her average celebrity relationship lasts 3.6 years. Moore’s previous relationship with Bruce Willis lasted 13.2 yeras.
Kutcher has had six celebrity relationships all averaging 2.2 years. Prior to his relationship with Demi Moore, Kutcher was famously involved with January Jones and Brittany Murphy.
